Bedtime™

Can't say I've ever put Scratch stuff up anywhere else before so here's a link in case this fails miserably: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/290362193/. I don't think it will let you run it without scratch 3.0 downloaded, anyway, so you're going to want that link lmao.

Also, in case you choose to attempt to run the file, here are the instructions (even if it does work these are properly updated after the beta was improved while those weren't):

THIS GAME IS SATIRE AND IN NO WAY REFLECTS THE BELIEFS OF ITS CREATORS.
Welcome to Bedtime™! The premise is simple: this application contains some traditional bedtime activities. In the menu, click on the title of the part of the application you wish to utilize. Controls are as follows:
- Click sheep to count them. Make sure it is a proper left click and not a tap click!
- Use arrow keys to move the crosshairs and space to shoot. You must shoot the body, not the head or legs.
- Use arrow keys or WASD to move the little man. Do not touch the walls; they hurt the little man. Finish the maze to unlock bonus material; click space to advance through it.
- Click the house to return home.

The sound design and menu (but not the menu sound!)(and maybe the sonnet idk sonnets are a thing you know?) are the only parts of this that you should take even remotely seriously; as a result, I do ask that you listen to the pretty noises. All of them, ideally, but especially twunkle twunkle since it's my favorite. Thanks, and have as much fun as is possible in this monstrosity! 

-I., E., and Mag